It's Called Being Dramatic, Sweetheart

We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.

Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Yes, Thank You, This Is Me

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

Jane Austen (1775-1817)